Me & My New iPad in Apple Nation!

One day i woke up and thought i need to treat myself! It was a Saturday nice and sunny windy mild temp beautiful that i had this idea? I got dressed & looked up closest places to buy the 3rd generation iPad & I found a BestBuy down the street. My wallet in back pocket i walked with anticipation  to my convertible VW Beetle let the top down with wind in my hair i flew to store with shaking hands nervous because this was a new world for me that i was becoming a Apple person cause i had always been windows groupie. So here was Bestbuy paring lot ... I park take deep breathe & head into the den of techidy. They said: "Welcome we've been waiting on you Mr. Windows user!" I'm like how did they know such things! Did they read my mind or d a random bar code scan? O dear the world is definitely run on techie time for sure! I scamper to the back looking for the Apple logo & wow there it was gleaming like it was glowing of radiant light....The New iPad...i was afraid to touch it, what would happen to me? Was that my name i heard being whispered ''Tom you have come, finally!" Now i have you where I want you...your mine! So i called the sales person of whom i can't remember his name Mr. X  he asked can i help you in the robotic fashion, cause he was owned by Apple Nation and he knew i was theirs already. Smile on his face. I told him i want that beautiful white gleaming 3rd generation 64 gig iPad & please match Walmart bundle price please which included (car charger 30 bucks item included as shown on walmart.com)! I then walked around like i was the Bell of the ball running my fingertips over accessories like they where rubies and diamonds. I was oooooin & aaahin just maybe floating up and down the isles over and over while the sales guy looked up walmart.com & just then a bone colored Apple iPad case with swivel lid and bluetooth keyboard caught my eye like a new designer outfit on sale! I thought i had to have it everyone would notice I was for sure I would be excepted as a true Apple Nationalist finally the upper elite of ''BUCKHEAD,ATL,GA'' ! I called salesman i want that sir. So I walked out heart pounding like it was my first time to break my VIRGIN barrier to be a iPad user,........long story short it has been so nice but still have allots to learn on how to use it the battery doesn't last as long as they advertise does boot slow but it does have a beautiful showy view of things on the new retina visuals, so I am happy and my heart has slowed and now here we are to the future of this coupling .....where it goes who knows?   

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